private to self ► unhackable

These are things I've seen before! Being beaten by that wretch, Saotome Ranma . . . watching him wed the beautiful Akane-san, and worst of all, her falling in love with him!

Me, never finding the nannichuan, and forever being stuck as a pigletSuch horrible, horrible nightmares to plague Hibiki Ryoga! They are visions ( Read more... )

► filtered to Hibiki/Tendo Hibiki/Tendo/Saotome Nerima and China the apartment

Oi, do you really plan to stay with us? Then you'd better do your share of the chores, and stay away from Akane-san.

I wonder what jobs I could get . . .

► /privateI thought for a moment I'd wandered to Okinawa because of all the snow . . . but it turns out that the ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on to show Ryoga. He looks somewhat worried.]

Has anyone seen my fiancée . . . ah, an ostrich? She left her eggs here at the fountain and I'm sitting on them for her . . .

[And, true enough, the camera pans to show Ryoga sitting on some sort of makeshift nest. Except those weren't ostrich eggs. They were a lot of chicken eggs.]I ( Read more... )

[Here's Ryoga being jostled because he's running against the flow.]

I'M FINDING THAT FLAG!!! BAKUSAI TENKETSU!!!

[An explosion of rock, and he's tunneling underground.]

[ooc; feel free to stop him, point at him and laugh, et cetera. 8D]

[The camera flicks on to show a Ryoga obsessively dusting and cleaning the apartment.]

THIS DWELLING MUST BE FIT FOR AKANE-SAN!

[The whir of the vacuum comes on as he starts walking back and forth across the carpet, vacuuming each spot over and over again for long minutes until he's satisfied.]

AFTER THIS, I MUST DO THE LAUNDRY!!!

[The communicator clicks on, and the deafening rush of wind can be heard through the speakers.]

YOU!!! JUST BECAUSE I TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THE FOUNTAIN, IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GETTING AWAY FROM ME!!!

AND YOU . . . YOU RABBIT! YOU WON'T GET AWAY THIS THIS!!!

[There's a sound of a Ryoga cursing, and the sound of a huge explosion.]

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[The video feed shows Ryoga looking into the camera, somber and serious.]

After the disaster . . . I'm . . . I'm still alive . . .

Akane-san, are you alright?

[The camera pans out to show him at the beach, atop a cliff with the ocean below.]Hello? Did anyone survive? . . . Please . . . send word . . . If anyone needs saving, I will be there ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on as Ryoga's booted foot nudges it in his sleep.]

[From below, one can see him wearing . . . something rather different.]

[When he wakes a few minutes later, he blinks groggily before jerking to full consciousness, staring at his new outfit.]WHAT AM I WEARING?! AND ( Read more... )